Dwarf Mama Roleplays

animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

(Source: jetstreamsamofficial)

tagged as → #speedo look
thestallion2:

homealonethree:

thestallion2:

get these fucked up horses off the beach

let them have their fun

 it is suffering

thestallion2:

homealonethree:

thestallion2:

get these fucked up horses off the beach

let them have their fun

 it is suffering

(Source: borzoikavka)

shout out to speedo for putting up with my bullshit of being too young to experience nostalgic things and not knowing what a lot of things are

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tagged as → #ilu #speedo roleplays
Anonymous asked: *whispers...i would get that pillow *RUNS

dmamaroleplays:

calsridiculousfantrolls:

shamelessfancies:

calsridiculousfantrolls:

letusdotherp:

If this post gets over 250 likes, I will make LEGIT Jerome, Dr.Bun or Damion  Dakimakuras. Hell I’ll make a dakimakura for another oc of mine that yall can choose from if these three dont tickle your fancy. 

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-w- im so serious. 250 notes or more, idgaf if the same person reblogs it 250 times. go for the gusto. If yall REALLY want it, I’ll do it~

DAMION DAKI THO

I…I’m not going to explain myself I’m reblogging this.

reblogs this again because i want a damion daki with eyebrows as big as his dick

GUYS SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE

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ohgodwry:

OKAY SO YOU KNOW THOSE HEAD CANONS ABOUT MUGGLEBORNS AND HALFBLOODS AT HOGWARTS  AND TRYING TO GET WIFI OR OTHER TECHNOLOGY TO WORK WELL IMAGINE THE FUCKING KIDS SHOWING THE PUREBLOODS THE MAGIC OF TECHNOLOGY

SHOWING THEM MARIOKART AND NINTENDO

SHOWING THEM ALL THE FAMOUS VIDEOS OF THE INTERNET LIKE THE SNEEZING PANDA OR THE STARTLED CAT VIDEO AND CLASSIC MEMES

IMAGINE

WIZARD

VINES

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Anonymous asked: *whispers...i would get that pillow *RUNS

calsridiculousfantrolls:

shamelessfancies:

calsridiculousfantrolls:

letusdotherp:

If this post gets over 250 likes, I will make LEGIT Jerome, Dr.Bun or Damion  Dakimakuras. Hell I’ll make a dakimakura for another oc of mine that yall can choose from if these three dont tickle your fancy. 

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-w- im so serious. 250 notes or more, idgaf if the same person reblogs it 250 times. go for the gusto. If yall REALLY want it, I’ll do it~

DAMION DAKI THO

I…I’m not going to explain myself I’m reblogging this.

reblogs this again because i want a damion daki with eyebrows as big as his dick

GUYS SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE

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tagged as → #GUYS #THIS NEEDS NOTES

trolldicks:

I stayed up way too late drawing these but it was FUN

zestytrolls maiyotrolls nonchalantpursuer speedo-roleplays dmamaroleplays & ME.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

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airyairyquitecontrary:

moonslept:

thorin no

In the course of a discussion with morbidyetdelightful the other day, I ended up headcanoning what all the dwarves are like to hug.

Thorin: epic, obviously, but rather nerve-wracking due to his tendency to yell at you intimidatingly just beforehand. That is probably the hilt of Orcrist poking you in the tummy. Don’t dwell on it.

Fili and Kili: SANDWICH HUGS EXTRAORDINAIRE.

Balin: Soft and cosy, with a surprising crinkling sound when you press against him and make contact with all the Werther’s Originals in his pockets. A shoulder-patter.

Dwalin: Initially hesitant, because he doesn’t want to crush you, but once he calibrates for the strength of your spine and ribcage, warm, firm and reassuring. See if you can get your head tucked in under his chin.

Oin: Does not understand you are asking for hugs. Shouts at you loudly and deafly for hitting him up for drugs. Just because he is the apothecary doesn’t mean he’s some kind of dealer.

Gloin: Gruff, brisk and beard-intensive. You may get tangled and have to be cut free.

Bifur: Very gentle and soothing; a hair-stroker. May get lost in thought and forget to disengage; will not be offended if you step back after a few minutes and move away.

Bofur: Warm, whiskery and bracing; widely considered the best spooner in the Company.

Bombur: Has some difficulty in hugging people frontally because of the swell of his belly versus the length of his arms, but the nifty thing is he can drop the loop of his beard over your head so it’s like his hair is giving you a hug too. Favours the one-armed side-hug.

Dori: In a domestic setting, Dori is difficult to hug because he’s always busy doing something for the comfort of others. You will probably need to dart in and hug him while he holds his Marigolded hands aloft trying not to drip on you. In all events, a very satisfying, slightly squashy hug, reminiscent of your childhood teddy-bear.

Nori: Wandering hands, but firm and warm. 

Ori: Your personal koala.

tagged as → #I'M CRYING

ohgodwry:

OKAY SO YOU KNOW THOSE HEAD CANONS ABOUT MUGGLEBORNS AND HALFBLOODS AT HOGWARTS  AND TRYING TO GET WIFI OR OTHER TECHNOLOGY TO WORK WELL IMAGINE THE FUCKING KIDS SHOWING THE PUREBLOODS THE MAGIC OF TECHNOLOGY

SHOWING THEM MARIOKART AND NINTENDO

SHOWING THEM ALL THE FAMOUS VIDEOS OF THE INTERNET LIKE THE SNEEZING PANDA OR THE STARTLED CAT VIDEO AND CLASSIC MEMES

IMAGINE

WIZARD

VINES

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letusdotherp:

I WAS SLIGHTLY TIPSY AND TRYING TO BREAK THROUGH A HORRIBLE ART BLOCK LAST NIGHT SO I DID A LIL PRIVATE REQUEST STREAM until the sleep that follows minor drunken stupor burned off.

SO have some craptastic anatomy  Humanstuck dhakka and a future fireman “friend” of hers, along with some futurestuck jerome and Liegia, some VERY self indulgent mellowyellow, PYGMIA PUTTIN FLOWERS ON FERGUS CUZ GOD THAT WAS A HELLA CUTE REQUEST, and….some striptease older Jerome. ;3 *WONK*

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tagged as → #FLAWLESS OCs #PYGMIA LOVE

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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mistina60:

Exclusive “Weird Al” Yankovic Music Video: FOIL (Parody of “Royals” by L…

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tagged as → #music #CORTEZ #ILLUMINATI

hi i’m on a really hard down swing right now don’t mind me

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