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and ofc i needed to have this sprite

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dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’


i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

Anonymous asked: Hey Dwarf, would it be wrong to say that Pygmia has an endomorphic (doesn't gain or lose weight easily but gains muscle mass normally) apple-shaped (big belly) body? Just asking, is all.

Not wrong at all actually! She’s pot-bellied, that’s for sure.

I’m not sure if I’d consider her an apple, but body types aren’t my specialty. She’s got a booty to match her breasts, though B)

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Dear followers,

  • have you eaten today?

  • did you take any meds you need?

  • how about hydration?

  • maybe a nap if you need one

  • you are awesome

  • keep it up

Anonymous asked: thank pettibone for existing they're so cool

Nothing  but  the  best  from  me,  anon!

I'm  just  glad  that  people  enjoy  my  funny  bone  so  much!


Especially  the  dogs.

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Anonymous asked: Do you love me?

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Anonymous asked: Mr. Perth, are you and Amisis friends?

Of course Ami and I are buddies! What, did you think I’d only get along with her lusus?

Who do you think got her to take better care of her hair? Routta? Skoll? Geira? Linorm? PF YEAH RIGHT!

Seriously though, she’s a good kid.

One thing that worries me, though…

She’s still a kid in mind and at heart.

Routta must be having like five heart attacks a day with how fast her body’s growing.

She’s not even 7 sweeps old and she’s already sprouting like a daisy!

Odin help him when she hits puberty.

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Anonymous asked: Anya, now that you've entered likely your third trimester (we're just guessing, feel free to correct us), how do you feel about the inevitable fact that you will be a mother soon?

… Troubled.

Before, it was going to be so simple. Tuuli would take care of me and protect me until the baby was born and make sure nothing bad happened to us. And, once the baby no longer needed nourishment from me, I’d leave the child with Tuuli and go back to my old life.

And yet…


Tuuli’s a wonderful man. It’d be a shame if I just, left and never saw him again. But continued contact would mean I would inevitably be a part of the kid’s life.

And with the conflicting worlds Tuuli and I come from… Well, we might have a lot of disagreements about what to do should something happen to the child that needs attention.

We’re from two different worlds. Literally, in fact. Tuuli is a man that romanticizes the past, the old values and simpler times; and I admittingly romanticize the future, the process of progress. We have already figured out what buttons we can’t press on for a peaceful coexistence, and it’s been wonderful.

But I need to continue my duties to my planet. Just as he can’t stop his duties to his people.

It’s… quite a pickle.

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